Ohio State needs a cleaner now that Jim Tressel has run the program into the ground with countless scandals coming at a rapid-fire pace. And we here in Seattle have just the man for the job. He even comes outfitted with a sweater vest and a spotless, albeit horrendous, record. While his work on the field may be of questionable nature, there's no doubting how he handles his business off it. Though he has a weak spot for golf, his eye for discipline is second-to-none.
↵Meet your next head coach, Ohio State.
↵↵Via Benzduck. Sorry for bringing back horrible memories, Washington fans.