This is not OK. I'm being completely serious when I say that Roger Levesque suddenly shaving his facial hair is far from OK.* It's so wrong, so disgustingly wrong, that I'm outraged, and I'm sure many others are, too. The 'stache and beard are Levesque; Levesque is the 'stache and beard; And that wonderful piece of shaggy facial hair is where he draws his power from. It's science.
The following photo is creepy as all hell. Consider yourself warned.
via Chris Egan with a H/T Jeremiah Oshan from Sounder at Heart.
This is bad. The Sounders are in the midst of their best run of play in, perhaps, franchise history. Seattle is winning, and winning often, much to the delight of the fans. Facial hair is not meant to be shaven during a brilliant streak of top-form.
Shame on you, Roger Levesque. If the team goes down, it's on your shoulders. Or, more appropriately, on your freshly-shaved whiskers.
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*Fine, not being completely serious. But I'm still a little creeped out by this.