If you're reading this then you probably already know: the Seahawks play football this weekend. They play football in San Francisco. At a place that used to be called Candlestick Park but I'm too lazy to look up what it's called now. Let's just say it's that stadium in San Francisco.
Want to know where and when you can watch that thing? Well:
Kickoff: 1:15 p.m., don't miss it.
TV: FOX (there will probably be copious amounts of stupid Fox Robot graphics, so just be prepared for that. They really go crazy about that damn robot. Making it do dances and stuff. They really, really like spending time on that robot. Typically, they'll specialize the robot for different times of the year. I'm not sure what they'll do for the opening game, I don't know, maybe they'll have it playing guitar? It'll probably be something stupid though.)
TV announcers: Dick Stockton, John Lynch and Jaime Maggio
Radio: 710ESPN AM Dial and 97.3 FM Dial. (It seems weird to me that people listen to football on FM channels but I guess to each his own. AM is for sports. FM is for Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj and dance music with a lot of beeps and bloops.)
Radio announcers: Steve Raible, Warren Moon and Jen Mueller
Watch it online at: NFL.com (it costs money, because the NFL is going to squeeze every last dollar it can out of you).
Complete online coverage: Right here, yo.
For more on the Seahawks, seriously go check out Field Gulls. It's an awesome place,