The Oklahoma City Thunder wrapped up a Western Conference Finals berth on Sunday with a 105-90 win over the Memphis Grizzlies. A date with the Dallas Mavericks was two days away and the Thunder were ready to celebrate the win in style. But there was a small problem.
↵The Onion takes picks up the story after Russell Westbrook, Kevin Durant and others wandered aimlessly like lost puppies in Oklahoma City.
↵↵↵After Thunder players spent approximately 45 minutes standing on a street corner asking one another if they were still up for celebrating—and trying to determine if Kevin Durant was serious when he suggested they all drive to Tulsa—the team eventually decided to just go home
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I hear there's a few nice places to celebrate near Key Arena and Seattle Center.
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