This important breaking news update is brought to you by Wave Haters Anonymous. This is a real tweet from the Seattle Mariners official Twitter account. Finally, someone steps up to end the madness.
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Clearly, the season has taken a toll on whoever is managing the Twitter account today. But if this is what we can look forward to for the rest of the season, we say bring it on. Nothing but good things can come of this.
↵First the wave, next middle aged males who bring a glove to the ballpark. Touch em all, Mariners.
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