Doug Fister is gone, traded to the . And while we all like to call ourselves mature, it's clear middle school humor linger around into adulthood. David Aardsma had to go ahead and drop this:â†µâ†µ
There will always be a gaping hole where the Fister was.â†µ
Perhaps he's still all hopped up on goofballs after his surgery.â†µ
BREATHLESS BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: Shawn Kelley countered and completed the circle of life.â†µâ†µ
@TheDA53 but it's been replaced by furbushâ†µ
Yes, our Mariners pitchers really are middle-schoolers giggling at Fister and Furbush. Not that there's anything wrong with that.