Dave Valle might want to think about what he's saying when talking about catchers. During the eighth inning of Wednesday's game, the former Seattle Mariner unleashed the following gem, which can be taken as quite the opposite of what he meant (H/T Aaron Campeau).
↵"No question, it'd be a pleasure to be squattin' back there, receiving his offerings"
↵It was at that point the broadcast chatter went south in a hurry.