A strikeout by Chone Figgins is followed by a sexy Dustin Ackley single, meaning the first two batters went exactly as you all imagined they would. Ichiro then struck out looking and Justin Smoak grounded out to second. The good news? Dave Sims' hat is the most Dave Sims hat he's ever worn. If I were a Philadelphia street-tough, Dave Sims is who I'd want to be once I made it out of the hustle.