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Yankees butt-hurt about bait and switch

Unnamed sources within the Steinbrenner’s secret mountain lair are pissing and moaning about the Mariners nearly agreeing to a trade and then using that trade as leverage to land Justin Smoak. An unreal source made up by me is heard to have bellowed “Unethical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and, also, the more cryptic rejoinder “You faield to address the pizza location.”

I think we can all agree, screwing the Yankees is icing on the cake.