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Satire: The NHL and NHLPA met Wednesday with psychic mediums hoping to use the spirit world as a guide to a new collective bargaining agreement. Can the mediums contact the recently deceased NHL offer and ease the negotiations?

This past week was quite the eventful one for the NHL. On Monday, it was revealed by Deadspin that the NHL was paying Luntz Global - a noted Republican market research firm - to do focus groups to...