Seahawks Matt Hasselbeck 85th Most Powerful Bald Man In America

GQ compiled a scientific -- and highly serious -- list of the 100 most powerful bald men in America. Coming in at 85th is our very own Seattle Seahawk Matt Hasselbeck. Charles Barkley, who once used the power of bald to throw a man through a window, took the top-spot.

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The Seahawk QB's bald melon has long been a subject of curiosity among Hawks fans. Is it his source of power? How did he lose his hair? Does it reflect sunlight from the sidelines? The people demand answers.

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Hasselbeck continues to prove that bald is beautiful, but we now know it's also a sign of power. Use it wisely, Matt, and try to make better throws with your newfound power.

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