There will always be a gaping hole where the Fister was.
Perhaps he's still all hopped up on goofballs after his surgery.
BREATHLESS BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: Shawn Kelley countered and completed the circle of life.
@TheDA53 but it's been replaced by furbush
Yes, our Mariners pitchers really are middle-schoolers giggling at Fister and Furbush. Not that there's anything wrong with that.