David Aardsma Had To Be The One To Say It

Doug Fister is gone, traded to the Detroit Tigers. And while we all like to call ourselves mature, it's clear middle school humor linger around into adulthood. David Aardsma had to go ahead and drop this:

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There will always be a gaping hole where the Fister was.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPad Favorite Retweet Reply

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Perhaps he's still all hopped up on goofballs after his surgery.

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BREATHLESS BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: Shawn Kelley countered and completed the circle of life.

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@TheDA53 but it's been replaced by furbushless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

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Yes, our Mariners pitchers really are middle-schoolers giggling at Fister and Furbush. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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