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Seattle Mariners vs Oakland A's Live-Blog: Game Returns To Normal, Teams Trade Infield Outs For A Few Innings

But this Steve Delabar... this, I'm thinking this is the guy. Jacson on Twitter

Seattle Mariners vs Oakland A's Live-Blog: UPDATE - Footage of Yoenis Cespedes Assault on the Oakland Coliseum's Infrastructure

Courtesy of @LookoutLanding. I dare you to watch THIS without being aroused at least a little bit. (Formatting won't let me embed it, currently) Jacson on Twitter

Seattle Mariners vs Oakland A's Live-Blog: Jason Vargas Stumbles, Is Removed for Steve Delabar, Which Is Apparently A Thing

It's possible that Jason Vargas is pitching with a five-run lead for the first time in three years. He appears uncomfortable with it. A leadoff single is followed up by Vargas air-mailing a...

Seattle Mariners vs Oakland A's Live-Blog: Jason Vargas Plays Catch Casually, Continues to Baffle Hitters

I swear that Jason Vargas throws every game like he's a 16 year-old kid playing light toss with his dad in front of the house. Also, viewing him from the side makes me want cereal. 5-2 Mariners...

Seattle Mariners vs Oakland A's Live-Blog: Stay the F*** Out of Yoenis Cespedes' Way

This game has continued baseballing along, but normal events took a break and Cuban rookie Yoenis Cespedes just hit one of the most powerful home runs I've ever seen. That home run would've dented...

Seattle Mariners vs Oakland A's Live-Blog: Brendan Ryan Hits Double, Scores; I Drink Beer, Things Get Freaky

The beverage of choice is a gigantic Arrogant Bastard, provided by the gorgeous Paulina Antczak. The inning starts with a Brendan Ryan double that hits halfway up the center field wall. It's the...

Seattle Mariners vs Oakland A's Live-Blog: Game Speeds Quickly and Scorelessly Along, Shocking Analysts Everywhere

During the top of the second inning, Sims says that manager Eric Wedge attributes Kyle Seager's improved approach at the plate to a better "tuck job", which leaves me hopelessly focused on that one...

Seattle Mariners vs Oakland A's Live-Blog: Top of First Inning Peters Out, Peter Offended by Term

A strikeout by Chone Figgins is followed by a sexy Dustin Ackley single, meaning the first two batters went exactly as you all imagined they would. Ichiro then struck out looking and Justin Smoak...

Seattle Mariners vs Oakland A's: Live-Blog

Welcome to the states-side opener of the Mariners' 2012 season. Last week, the M's took Japan by storm (too soon?) with a 3-1 extra-innings victory, followed up by a lethargic 4-1 loss the next...

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